The title says it all. I'm lost and have no idea where I am. Allow me to introduce myself. I am the man with no plan, Autophobe. You may remember me from such forums as Utopia Temple, that other one, and that one with all the red letters. Don't remember me? I'm not surprised. Neither do I. But I had that awesome picture of the spoon wearing a santa hat. He taught me many important lessons in life, most important of all: You don't need to change your clothes for people to like you. Although washing them once in a while is recommended.

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So new years has come and gone and as usual that night in the restaurant industry is total madness. My restaurant for example did four times the business that we normaly do in a given night. The chef then wisly decided to make sure that it was him, me, and the other most experienced line cook working that night. Read more »

RIP Betty page... You were a goddess in your time.

So today for fun I decided to make some pretencious french food.

Wait I hear you cry, there is no french food that is not pretencious! Wrong, dead wrong in fact, but we are not going to get into the details of wonderful brasseries, or humble bistro food. Read more »

So what does one do for turkey day? Well if you a member of this house not the normal roasted turkey.

A rundown of the menu.

Masa cakes with confit of porkbelly and pickeled vegetables

Spicy tomato soup with shrimp meatballs

Cucumber, jicima, and mango salad with lime and salt

Turkey mole

Rustic apple tart with creme fraishe

V2.0 of thanksgiving was a little more traditional meal I had friends that could not do a thanksgiving dinner for their famliy (timing issue) so I made one, Read more »

long freaking time since i did a blog post. and this one won't be worth any more than the others, i just wanna spit it all out, so that the few that still care can see it without me having to type it any more times. yep, lazy

so. i was in a fairly bad accident this weekend. sunday morning, around 6:15 am.  it had drizzled down snow for the first time this year, and the temp was, of course, freezing. i needed milk. so for all intents and purposes, i'm blaming my wreck on some cow, somewhere. yeah, i know. it hardly seems fair. that's life. Read more »

So I wander by after chatting with the lovly shesaid and find you all here, sitting around playing nintendo, and drinking beer.

So why didnt I get the invite?

As for me now on to culinary school and past, into a grueling (yes notice the spelling pun) B.S. in nutrition. I have now decided to unload upon you all the unsuspecting and oh so virgin population of unplugged my vast font of knowlege on all things involving food. And what ever else I decide to spout off with.

Yeah, so for those who live under a rock, Anonymous has declared war on Scientology. This can only lead to epic lulz, and possibly the downfall of Scientology. So...everyone wins?

Read up at partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology . At the very least laugh at the videos, for they are awesome.

The tpoy is totallyu intentional. Happy new year to all of ym unplugged bretheren (And sistren? Does that even exist?)! May 2008 be full of good cheer!

Merry Christmas, you sorry lot. The one day of the year where I'm supposed to reign supreme, and what do I get? A load of coal and suffering?! My displeasure shall rain down upon the world like the tears of a thousand stillborn children, and the skin will melt off your bones with revulsion.

...so I take it I'm not on the nice list anymore?

Seriously, though, merry <Non-denominational holiday> to you all, and I hope you have a good present day.