Greetings, my beloved fellow Unplugizens.

I am testing this new button paradise atm, which should help make blogging easier. Once you get to figure out what all the buttons actually do...

But anyway, lets move on to lesson 1, button... *counts* button six of line one.
The eponymously imaged strike through button, seen in action here.
Well, that seems to work like a threat. I mean treat. We wouldn't want it exploding in our faeces, would we now, dear users? Read more »

So here we go, the big run up to 2008 has started. Obama and Clinton being two big players for us Dems, and oh god Guliani and Tancredo for the GOP. Read more »

So by now word's gone down the wire that Mr. Despot is a) deceased, and b) running for president of the United States. Apparently the International Political Party for Assholes (IPPA) has such a shitty membership roll that they felt that their best bet was to go for a dead illegal immigrant felon over one of their own. That's alright, I suppose. I mean, America did elect Nixon, and I'm not sure if he's even human. Read more »

I am testing my blog. TEST.

There's certain things one shouldn't leave to hedgehogs. This is one of them. A total lack of inspiration and conviction, other than those showing on his ancestors' criminal records, is a recipe for a blogging disaster. Stay clear of Australian produce!

So ahh, this should be like a blog post.