Jarlaxle Baenre's blog
We are Anonymous. We are Legion.

Yeah, so for those who live under a rock, Anonymous has declared war on Scientology. This can only lead to epic lulz, and possibly the downfall of Scientology. So...everyone wins?
Read up at partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology . At the very least laugh at the videos, for they are awesome.
Heppy New Year!

The tpoy is totallyu intentional. Happy new year to all of ym unplugged bretheren (And sistren? Does that even exist?)! May 2008 be full of good cheer!
Christmas...bah

Merry Christmas, you sorry lot. The one day of the year where I'm supposed to reign supreme, and what do I get? A load of coal and suffering?! My displeasure shall rain down upon the world like the tears of a thousand stillborn children, and the skin will melt off your bones with revulsion.
...so I take it I'm not on the nice list anymore?
Seriously, though, merry <Non-denominational holiday> to you all, and I hope you have a good present day.
Robert Jordan has passed away

Shit.
As directly quoted from the Dragonmount blog:
Sometimes even when you’ve fought your best….
Posted by Wilson on September 16th, 2007 in the Robert Jordan's Blog category Read more »
I'm back, bitches!

The title says it all. Let chaos reign!
So...see you later?

No, I'm not leaving. Not permanently, anyway. I'm going on a trip.
A 7-week long trip.
I'm going to be heading to a Lake of the Woods camp to pack out, prep the canoes, and generally get set. I return to Winnipeg for 1 night (1 night of internet, thank god), and get bussed out next morning. For the next 6 weeks, I am going to be in one of 4 canoes with 8 other guys, paddling down said river. It's going to be bloody awesome. Read more »
Canon in D

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most awesome thing to happen to Canon in D in the last 10 years.
www.youtube.com/watch
Nature Hates Me

So, I went camping this weekend.
Apparently nature hates me.
Sunny skies, beautiful weather, all that you could wish for. Sounds nice, doesn't it? Well, that was the forecast. What I got was somewhat different.
3 days of solid rain. My fuel ended up freezing. I ate beef jerky and chocolate for most of my meals. I was wearing 4 bloody layers of polypropylene and fleece. My tent soaked through.
And then, on the last day, it was absolutely beautiful. Read more »
It's here!

http://pc.ign.com/articles/788/788627p1.html
Life is complete.
Because it's here!
It's here! 9 fucking years and it's here! Life has taken on new meaning! This will lead to the dawn of a new era, for the second coming is nigh!
Why I've Disappeared

Ok, I realize I've been absent as of late. I have a good, excuse, I swear.
I downloaded tES4: Oblivion a few weeks ago.
Holy mother of god is that game fun.
Usually, I feel paralysed by sandbox-style games like this. Oblivion counteracts this nicely. Right now I have a Breton Spellblade rising in the ranks of the Fighters guild and the Mages guild. I don't intend to do everything the first time around, because I know I'm going to have to play this one a few times through. Read more »