So I wander by after chatting with the lovly shesaid and find you all here, sitting around playing nintendo, and drinking beer.

So why didnt I get the invite?

As for me now on to culinary school and past, into a grueling (yes notice the spelling pun) B.S. in nutrition. I have now decided to unload upon you all the unsuspecting and oh so virgin population of unplugged my vast font of knowlege on all things involving food. And what ever else I decide to spout off with.

Yeah, so for those who live under a rock, Anonymous has declared war on Scientology. This can only lead to epic lulz, and possibly the downfall of Scientology. So...everyone wins?

Read up at partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology . At the very least laugh at the videos, for they are awesome.

The tpoy is totallyu intentional. Happy new year to all of ym unplugged bretheren (And sistren? Does that even exist?)! May 2008 be full of good cheer!

Merry Christmas, you sorry lot. The one day of the year where I'm supposed to reign supreme, and what do I get? A load of coal and suffering?! My displeasure shall rain down upon the world like the tears of a thousand stillborn children, and the skin will melt off your bones with revulsion.

...so I take it I'm not on the nice list anymore?

Seriously, though, merry <Non-denominational holiday> to you all, and I hope you have a good present day.

Shit.

As directly quoted from the Dragonmount blog:

Sometimes even when you’ve fought your best….
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The title says it all. Let chaos reign!

your beloved sygnal is a jerk. and if you think I'M a jerk for saying so, then screw you!

love and kisses!

Did you know, if you make one post a day. You can feed an entire African village for a week. Yes, tis true. Don't believe me,  this is what Dr. Fizzgerald said "I eat the human soul" and that came from the mouth of a doctor. And heres another testimoney from a from a robot, "Beep, beep, DESTROY ALL HUMANS."

See, one post a day feeds an entire African village. Do your poart and kill a endargered species.

So I figured, I would get one these fancy dancy front-page blog things. For those that end reading this, I must fore warn you, that my grammar and spelling is horrible and none, if not a few of my blogs will have any meaniful point. So, I must go and froclik around now.

No, I'm not leaving. Not permanently, anyway. I'm going on a trip.

A 7-week long trip.

I'm going to be heading to a Lake of the Woods camp to pack out, prep the canoes, and generally get set. I return to Winnipeg for 1 night (1 night of internet, thank god), and get bussed out next morning. For the next 6 weeks, I am going to be in one of 4 canoes with 8 other guys, paddling down said river. It's going to be bloody awesome. Read more »